This is my ONE and ONLY God!
You may think that I'm mocking him, but in truth, I love him very much. My love for him makes me cry and feel all warm and tingly inside, particularily in my lower body ... no, I feel wet there. As none of you know, or care, I no longer love Clint Moffatt, not since that fateful day that my love grew wings an flew away. WHAT A FUCKING BASTARD HE IS!!! HE TREATS ME LIKE SHIT, and for that I will plant my foot in his arse someday, oh yes, someday!