ZOOMTARD
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
EYE CANDY
BACON
LINKS LINKS LINKS
HARD BOILED
PS I LOVE YOU
WHY CLINT MOFFATT LOVES ME NOT YOU
THE ORIGINAL RETARD ... I mean zoomtard
EYLEEN'S GODS AND GODESSES
GARY'S GODS AND GODESSES
FUN WITH WILBUR AND JUDY
...MORE FUN WITH WILBUR AND JUDY
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THE ORIGINAL RETARD ... I mean ... ZOOMTARD!
This is the one, THE ONLY, original ZOOMTARD ... DWIGGY BUSHCOMB!
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WHY HE'S THE PERFECT "S"
Because he's got breathe...BAD BREATH!
Because he lives in a tent...he really does live in a tent...A BAD TENT!
Becasue he has friends...I am lying.
Becasue he's made of bacon...BAD BACON!
Because he's got style...BAD STYLE!
Because he's got parents...BAD PARENTS!
Because he's got looks...BAD LOOKS!
Because he's got hair...BAD HAIR!
Because he's got talent...no he doesn't! HAHAHA
Because he's an ass...A BAD ASS!
Because he's got luck...BAD LUCK!
and finally...
Because he's a dream...A BAD DREAM!
If you have ant further questions e-mail us...please...we are lonely.
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YOU CAN EMAIL HIM!!!!
zoomtard@hotmail.com
You know you want to ..
Because he's HOT!!!
I know that everytime I see him I want to spit on his anus, and make all of my fantasies come true. He is a perfect "s"!!!!
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