The following is a list of 27 reasons why Clint loves Gary...not you.
1. He calls ME ugly, not you
2. He sys I have b.o. problems, not you
3. He says I'M worthless, not you
4. He tries to run ME down with his car, not you
5. He says I have a fat ass, not you
6. He tells everyone I'M a dirty whore, not you
7. He tries to suffovate ME with a pillow, not you
8. He tells me I'M a useless sack of shit, not you
9. He fucks MY dad, not yours
10. He puts MY face in his ass, not yours
11. He throws matches at MY face, not yours
12. He tells me I smell like manure, not you
13. He shits in MY hair, not yours
14. He kicks ME in the shin 'cause I'm retarded, not you
15. He makes ME nibble on his scrotum, not you
16. He kicks ME in the teeth, not you
17. He slaps ME in the face with his penis, not you
18. He kicks ME in the face with his steeled toe boots, not you
19. He makes ME drink his piss, not you
20. He wipes his ass with MY hand, not yours
21. He sleeps with MY accounting teacher, not yours
22. He shits in MY face, not yours
23. He eats the four month old food in MY brothers braces, not yours
24. MY pubes get caught in his braces, not yours
25. He makes ME put four fingers in his anus, not yours

and finally......
26. HE PUNCHES ME IN THE CROTCH, NOT YOU!!!!!